Orgasmatron Caramel Whiskey

Alright, turn it up loud and clear—here comes Orgasmatron Sea Salted Caramel Whiskey. At 750 ml and 70 proof (that's 35% ABV for those counting), this whiskey ain’t here for subtlety. It's double wooded with charred and toasted white oak, made with a rebellious mash of 99% Corn and just a touch of 1% Barley, delivering a punch with every drop.

Appearance:
Amber and bold, clear and unapologetic. You can see it means business before it even hits the glass.

Nose:
This ain't shy stuff—right away you get blasted with deep notes of rich butterscotch, caramel, burnt sugar, and toffee. Banana and vanilla sneak in, while hazelnut and fruit cake lurk around in the background. It’s sweet, it's bold, and it'll wake you right up.

Palate:
Sweet as sin, rough around the edges, and warm going down. Caramel and toffee lead the charge, chased by hints of apricot and—yeah, you heard it right—seaweed. Add a lick of vanilla and hazelnut, and you've got yourself a flavor ride that won't soon quit.

Finish:
Short, straight, and to the point—like the best rock songs. Simple, satisfying, and begging you for another round.

Pour it loud, drink it proud. Orgasmatron ain’t just whiskey—it’s liquid rebellion in a glass.